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‘It’s Good News Week . . .’

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

All right, it’s January 8, 1966, a Saturday. I was twelve, my sister was fifteen, and who knows what we might have been doing that day. But it’s a good bet that sometime during the day – quite likely after lunch – my sister and I ended up with dishwashing duty.

When we took care of the dishes in those days, my sister would tune the kitchen radio to 630, KDWB, to hear what the world of Top 40 sounded like while she washed and I dried. I would have greeted the radio tuning with a shrug, not really caring about Top 40 yet but nevertheless hearing enough of it around me that I would know the major hits of the time.

So what might we have heard on KDWB as we did the dishes that Saturday forty-nine years gone? Well, certainly stuff from the top of the station’s Fabulous Forty Survey released that day. The top single was “We Can Work It Out” by the Beatles, followed by Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Sound Of Silence.” No surprises there.

Then, at No. 3, we find “The Little Girl I Once Knew” by the Beach Boys, which was clearly better regarded in the Twin Cities than it was nationally, as it got to only No. 20 in the Billboard Hot 100. I imagine I’ve heard it one time or another over the years, but it’s not a record I remember. But then, as I’ve likely said here before, I’ve never been much of a Beach Boys fan, so it’s not unthinkable that “The Little Girl I Once Knew” might have slipped past unnoticed. As I listen this morning, I mentally shrug and think, “Yeah, it’s the Beach Boys. What next?”

And that’s where things might have gotten interesting in the kitchen and definitely get interesting nearly fifty years later, now that comparing surveys and charts and similar listings takes up some of my time. Sitting at No. 4 in the Fabulous Forty was a record I do not recall by a group whose name I thought might have been a joke: “It’s Good News Week” by the Hedgehoppers Anonymous.

It’s good news week
Someone’s dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky

It’s good news week
Someone’s found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die

Have you heard the news
What did it say?
Who’s won that race?
What’s the weather like today?

It’s good news week
Families shake the need for gold
By stimulating birth control
We’re wanting less to eat

Lots of blood in Asia now
They’ve butchered off the sacred cow
They’ve got a lot to eat.

It’s good news week
Doctors finding many ways
Of wrapping brains on metal trays
To keep us from the heat

Bleak, surreal and utterly cheerful in its presentation, the record didn’t do nearly as well nationally as it did on KDWB, peaking in the Hot 100 at No. 48. And it wasn’t just KDWB; the record was No. 3 that week on WDGY, the Twin Cities’ other main Top 40 station. (It had peaked at No. 3 a week earlier at KDWB.)

Nor was it just the Twin Cities. In Chicago, “It’s Good News Week” went to No. 3 on WLS and No. 5 on WCFL. It went to No. 4 on CJCA in Edmonton, Alberta, and there are surveys at the Airheads Radio Survey Archive from a smattering of stations that show the record in the top ten.

It’s likely worth noting that the highest ranking found for the Hedgehoppers Anonymous’ single in any of the surveys at ARSA is the No. 1 slot on Radio London, a ship-based renegade station broadcasting to the United Kingdom from international waters. The record also went to No. 2 on the similarly based Radio Caroline South. As the Hedgehoppers Anonymous were from England, that makes a little sense.

But the record’s reception in the Twin Cities (and Chicago) seems odd. Just one of those things that happen, I guess. And if we ever heard the record during that hypothetical (but very likely) dishwashing session, I’m sure I would never have remembered it.

Addendum: I suppose I should note here in passing that “It’s Good News Week” was written and produced for the Hedgehoppers Anonymous by Jonathan King, who had a hit with “Everyone’s Gone To The Moon” in 1965 and who was convicted in 2001 of sexually abusing teenage boys during the 1980s.

Thanks to regular reader and friend Yah Shure for reminding me that the lyrics in the video did not match the lyrics found on the Net. I simply forgot to change them. As to why the lyrics were different, see Yah Shure’s note below.